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发表于 2012-7-2 01:50:59 |显示全部楼层
Three mice are sitting in a bar, when one looks at the other two and says "I bet I'm tougher than both of you pussies." The other two mice say, "Oh yeah? Prove it"

The first mouse goes and puts rat poison on the bar, breaks it up and snorts it, and looks at the other two.

The second mouse says "That isn't so fucking tough." He goes to the entrance of the bar and pulls in a rat trap, springs it and catches it in his teeth.

The third mouse looks at the other two slams his drink to the bar and starts to leave, the other two mice look at him and say "Where the hell are you going?" The third mouse says "I'm going to go home and fuck the cat"

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发表于 2012-7-2 02:07:52 |显示全部楼层
哈哈哈哈。还有拼音版的笑话呀?好玩儿!
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发表于 2012-7-2 05:41:50 |显示全部楼层
兔子哥 发表于 2012-7-2 02:07
哈哈哈哈。还有拼音版的笑话呀?好玩儿!

这不是拼音, 这是阿拉伯语!
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