Last time you savagely bit off the ear of a restaurant manager and this time you don't want to pay $5 for eyebrow by bitching about it.  What do you expect from a $5-service.  How about whipping your monkey ass with a broom which I think it is the most appropriate treatment for you mother fvckers. 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/protests-turn-chaotic-outside-nail-213022454.html