How india bettered chinas growth story(The author suggested human sh1t should be counted too)
"....India is poised to “overtake” China in growth. That’s a tongue-in-cheek remark, of course, because who doesn’t know that China’s economy has outstripped India’s by four decades or more already and comparing India with China is no more than a folk tale....." "..Unsurprisingly, the widespread perception in India today is that the country has finally caught up with China in growth and development. For a country smitten by a keen sense of envy bordering on rivalry vis-a-vis China, this easily transmutes as the stuff of national pride. And Prime Minister Narendra Modi suddenly looks ten feet tall..."
"the government apparently decided to add “the evacuation rate of goats and sheep in the production of organic manure” to the GDP.." "...Indeed, if the evacuation rate of 1.3 billion people could be somehow added to the country’s GDP, China’s economy can never catch up with India’s and Jaitley could be right about a ten percent growth rate – provided, of course, Indians make a sustained effort from dawn to dusk.
If I remember rite, bullshit is already counted as part of hindu GDP with good justification bcos its a major fuel source in bharat. But as fertiliser,it has problem bcos the input is already included in the value of the crop produced UNLESS if large amount of goatsh1t has been xported, say, to saudi arabia as organic fertiliser. If I remember rite, the saudi oil tankers, after shipping cruel oil to US, fill the tanks with yankie sh1t on their trips home.
