After much biblical studies,Mao Clone of Nazareth would like to share something with the comrades here:
ALL YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT PROJECT ADAM
Part 0:NATURE OF YAHWEH:
Yahweh is the 'Holy Father' in heaven and Satan is the 'Lord of the air' (Ephesians 2:1-3).
Yahweh is technically a superpowerful Extra-Terrestrial entity with ability we mortals can't fathom. I've no intention to paint Yahweh as a green skin creature descended from a flying saucer. But sure 'He' is not of this world. If Yahweh is a biologist, then Earth is a petri dish and human are the micro-organism inside the petri dish sustained by the all powerful Yahweh. Praised be Yahweh
Yahweh is omnipotent and can pick on multiple gender combos and its blasphemy to say He is 'male' only . He is technically a multi-gender/hermaphrodite extra-terrestrial entity with ability beyond human reach. (Early semite chieftains were so patriachal that they could only relate powerful entities to males)
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2008-08-15/news/0808141093_1_god-yahweh-backward.
Part 1: PROJECT ADAM --Something went wrong...
When Yahweh created non-human higher animals or mammals, both male and female genders were created; but when it came to creating human, Yahweh had a different scheme.
Genesis 1:26-27--And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness... So the original plan is making a hermaphrodite human species capable of self-fertilisation or same gender sex.
Genesis 2:7--And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
When Yahweh created human, Eve OBVIOUSLY was NOT part of the original plan.
Now something went very wrong:
Genesis 2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
Apparently Adam was looking for a sex mate/'helper' among the animals(male or female).
The Original Sin of Man had nothing to do with that piece of apple(from the tree of knowing good and evil). Obviously the Original Sin WAS bestial lust if not the actual act of bestiality. What your pastors told you about the original sin is WRONG !!
Part 2: RESCUE PLAN B or the cloning of Eve
Genesis 2:21 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
Genesis 2:22 And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
Genesis 2:23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
Genesis 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
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Because the bio-engineering experiment of Yahweh the powerful extra-terrestrial went terribly wrong and Eve was created to salvage the project. The creation of Eve was likely delegated to Lucifer, an obvious female member of Yahweh's pantheon. An alternative possibility was that Yahweh's grand hermaphrodite plan(like Adam with bulging breasts capable of milking, phallus plus a posterior cavity doubled as both digestive exit and birth canal) was sabotaged by Lucifer the radical feminist.
Project ADAM part C---JESUS the 'Son' of God
Jesus, the Son of God and was obviously a result of cloning(or self-splitting from the entity of Yahweh)and growth inside the womb chamber of Virgin Mary without hetero interaction with the latter. There's no confirmed heterosexual record of Jesus. Jesus was finally the 'successful' conclusion of Project ADAM
Other evidences regarding the original intended biological attributes of man:
--- Males also have nipples, ie according to Yahweh's original grand plan, males should also be able to breast feed new borns
--- Male prostate glands enable male to male sex (otherwise why can't the prostate gland be placed away from the rectum ?)
--- Roman Catholic priests are forbidden to engage in heterosex but a significant % are homos. Those priests are servant of Yahweh and thus act the way Yahweh intends for them.
Final Conclusion:
1)Homos are true followers of Yahweh
2)Heteros and (anti-trans)feminists are (unconscious) followers of Lucifer.
(Lucifer is not an ugly male with horns as Christian preachers want you to believe; rather most likely a winged naked humanoid seductress belle )
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