Who will understand white people?

The logic to this story, is this guy came out of the closet, to go straight into the coffin.

Maybe he did not like his closet, and wanted a new one? A bigger closet?

Sure, what he was doing behind the bushes was probably against the rules. Still, that will only land him a prison sentence in his jurisdiction.

Then he could have been locked up with like minded citizens.

People should look on the bright side of things.