"I have been in one single fight with a kid growing up. It was over the use of the word "ch1nk" and that was in 10th grade. I was a wrestler in high school so even though he was bigger, he got dropped, controlled, then face-pounded. We both got a one-day in-school suspension."

In an intenational school, a teacher noticed a white student and a Chinese student fighting. He rushed over and demanded to know why. The white student immediately pointed his accusing finger at the Chinese and said, with righteous indignation, "It started when he fought BACK."