Dr. Anthony Fauci announced 98% success rate of trial of new COVID vaccine.

1 April 2020

(CNN) The prime immunology scientist Dr.Anthony Fauci announced that his fellow scientists at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) have found a nano material in CUD(cow urine distillate)which when combined with hydroxychloroquine, a drug touted by President Trump, could effectively stop the coronavirus. Initial clinical trials score an impressive success rate of 98% though more tests are yet to be done. Dr. Fauci gladly reminded us the bovine subspecies Bos taurus indicus or Brahman cows might have even a more effective extract of that wondrous nano material.

This great discovery has immediately drawn different responses.

Narendra Modi, the Indian Prime Minister announced a trillion rupee 'Cow based Economy' stimulation plan to push the Indian economic growth rate to over 10% per year over the next 5 years to the cheers of his fellow BJP politicians

The Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said he would consider converting to Hinduism should this new vaccine cure his wife Sophie of the dreadful viral infection.

At the other end of the ideological spectrum, Jerry Falwell Jr., son of the late evangelist, accused Dr. Fauci of yielding to the Golden Calf cult.

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