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NEW DELHI TO HOST WINTER OLYMPICS 2026

PTI | Update Apr 1, 2019, 00:25 IST

After IOC President THomas Bach announced, Delhi, capital city of India, will be the host city of the 2026 Winter Olympics, chosen among a long list of candidate cities, much controversies arise, like questioning when was the last time New Delhi had snow fall. Fortunately, Prime Minister Modi, taking time off from his hectic schedule, put our worry to rest.

During his 1st April rally speech in Bihar for the coming national election,Prime Minister Modi told us:

"It will be a great moment of India Shining !  Many events like ice hockey, speed skating, figure skating are always held indoor in ice rinks anyway. As with outdoor events like downhill skiing, I want to tell our rakshaks of Bharat that our scientists have just discovered an ancient recipe of a gel from artifacts recently unearthed from the holy temple at Khajuraho, Madhya Pradesh. Such holy gel, when mixed with cow dung, will form a substance that can hold its form much like snow in sub-zero temperature. We could just cover all the hiking tracts on Dhanaulti hill outside Delhi with this holy dung melange !!

Our scientists at DRDO are working hard to improve the process. Jai Hind !!"

Our science corresponent Shimona Kanwar had telephoned Dr.Avinash Chander, director of

the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO) on that matter. To our delighted surprise, Chander told Shimona Kanwar that it is not just feasible, the aroma of the holy cow dung will quicken the metabolic rate of the athletes. One could expect many Olympic records to be broken in Delhi 2026 Winter Olympics ! Holy cows sure are the Mothers to All Hindus !!

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