Most of the muslims I met said saudi arabia is f**kup.

I do have an arab style head scarf but I haven't worn it in public yet.

I also have a thick copy of koran(+ concordance)

I probably also have a 19th century muslim ancestor

(BTW,pussy eating is not exactly haram, so relax and praise Allah !  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_views_on_oral_sex )