but to be eligible,one must become a cow first

https://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2014/01/14/indias-first-ministry-for-cows/

"..To protect cows reared in cowsheds, there will also be a state-wide  campaign to provide them proper health care with clinics held twice a month for cattle..."

http://www.thecitizen.in/index.php/NewsDetail/index/1/10578/Medical-Facilities-for-Indians-and-Cows

Udayveer, a 45 year pld labourer, had been twice in days to the hospital from his village that was seven km away. And a long trek for the daily wager who himself is suffering from a chronic lung ailment, and is one of the millions of voiceless of India. As he told reporters later after the short clip came to the attention of the media, he was turned away twice by the hospital. His son was suffering from what he thought was little more than pain in the legs, but he was not treated just turned away.....Udayveer emerged from the hospital his son’s lifeless body. There was no ambulance or hearse for him....Meanwhile in Lucknow, in an elaborate ceremony Uttar Pradesh Deputy Chief Minister Keshav Prasad Maurya rolled out the first ambulance for cows