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Q.) Do the Holy Brahmin cows belong to the Bovine family or the Hominidae famly?
White A.) Bovine of course, We love steaks you know   Hindu Response: Wrong!! Holy cows are mother of hindus !! Beef eaters are cannibals !!

Q.) Is the male phallic member designed to penetrate the female vagina or the human anus?
White A.) Obviously both. I mean, the vagina is no different from the anus. They are exactly the same and serve the same purpose in every way. To limit the use of either is close-minded.
Hindu response: Correct ! Many hindu gods are homos. Congratulation !!