"...E-Mail Note from a man in Yorkshire to his friend​s worldwide:

I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood.
So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local
Neighbourhood Watch.

I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a
large Black Flag of ISIS in its centre.

Now, the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland
Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in
Europe are all watching my house 24x7x365.

My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she
goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one
bothers me at all.

I've never felt safer.

All thanks to Pakistan...."