...who really did..)

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/02/28/states-looking-at-new-laws-to-limit-child-marriage-and-forced-marriage/

Imagine the followings:

Immigration officer on visit to a recently wedded naturalised citizen:"Have you and your(mail ordered)husband consummated the marriage?"

.............:"Yes. he just gave me a remote controlled plug job"