so that she could write an amateurish erotic short story in english. Reading Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer would be a good start.

I suggest the following plot: The teddy bear she usually hugged between her legs one night suddenly acquired some signs of life and babbled in broken arabics. As the teddy bear grew bigger and more 'solid',it also started reciting koranic verses and asked her to submit to Allah or else it will drop dead back to the old synthetic fibre self....