According to a celestial site I browsed when I was half dossed off last night,
OBL accepted jesus as his personal saviour the split second before he was killed and now he is paradise with Jesus and all the saints. According to an interview with archangel Gabriel, he was told by the Greatest Virgin of all, the holy mother of Jesus, the stock of dark eye big boobs virgins is dwindling low due to the large influx of martyrs.
And that damnable pagan Sai baba is grabbing all the fresh as pearl virgin boys for his enjoyment in hell. As a consolation, jesus will send him back to earth before the final rupture to hunt anti-jesus infidels. Not a bad deal, he said